Rumor has it that “The Sims 2” for Nintendo DS is cursed
Let’s talk about portable versions of The Sims for a hot second. In the early iterations of the popular franchise, portable ports only looked like their PC-bound siblings, often turning the simulator into a product that was both horrific and comedic at the same time.
We don’t have a copy in front of us right now, but it’s clear from this thread that the DS version of The Sims 2 is, from start to finish, as strange as hell. We could use more of it in contemporary games.
A Reddit thread unearthed by Kotaku delves deep into the very strange world of The Sims 2 – and serves as the perfect vehicle to relive the nostalgia for the curse of the first Sims game for the Nintendo DS. And damn he really is.
WELCOME TO STRANGETOWN – Where the full-fledged PC version of The Sims 2 allows players to choose one of three neighborhoods to begin with, the DS port has a narrower range. It drops players right in the middle of Strangetown, although the “town” might be a bit of a stretch for what you find there. A store, an upscale hotel, a jail and a dilapidated saloon, all damn, damn, damn.
NPCs would hit you if you fail to properly manipulate their emotions
Feeding cows chocolate would cause them to turn brown and allow them to produce chocolate milk
Tristan’s girlfriend is swept away by a pack of scorpions; he grabs a meteor in his bare hands to overcome the pain
A cult of worshiping cows is forming in the city, and to defeat them you must summon a mummy
A local gangster (Frankie Fusilli) asks you to complete various tasks such as blowing up the mayor and burying a wriggling suitcase in the desert
Time travel hacks would bring literal aliens to your city.
Most of your time in the DS game is spent running this hotel, but the events surrounding the characters are even stranger than you would expect from a normal Sims title. Here’s a short list of our favorite moments, as documented by Reddit:
BRING US MORE WEIRD GAMES – The experience of playing The Sims 2 on the Nintendo DS is obviously singular. We’d be hard pressed to imagine a game living up to its general ability to be supernatural.
This is especially true for newer gaming companies – especially mainstream titles, which tend to prioritize polish over everything else. It makes for stellar gaming experiences, of course, but we really miss the weirdness of old school gaming.
We certainly wouldn’t complain if more companies retreated to the weirdness of the Sims 2’s DS port – not at all. In the meantime, we’ll just go through Reddit and remember. Oh, being a hotel manager living under the constant threat of organized crime, cow cults and alien invasions…
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